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Last modified:2006-11-05 03:44:53
Posted:2006-11-05 03:44:53
Thoughts on Life little moments of destruction
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The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it.
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Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
- Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
- Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
- Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
- I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
- Don't be so humble - you are not that great. -- Golda Meir
- Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
- When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
- Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
- There's nothing more restful than taking orders from fools.
- Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.
- He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
- I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
- I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
- Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.
- I worship the ground that awaits you.
- I wish you were a beer.
- Love means telling you why you're sorry.
- Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
- Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
- The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton
- Nuke the whales
- We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
- I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.
- When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -- Mae West
- It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools.
- I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! -- Will Rogers
- I'm not cynical. Just experienced.
- I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
- I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
- It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
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