Author: annadis68

Thoughts on Life little moments of destruction

• The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it.
• Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
• Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
• Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
• Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
• I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
• Don't be so humble - you are not that great. -- Golda Meir
• Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
• When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
• Work is the curse of the drinking class.
• I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
• There's nothing more restful than taking orders from fools.
• Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
• It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.
• He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
• I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
• I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
• Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.
• I worship the ground that awaits you.
• I wish you were a beer.
• Love means telling you why you're sorry.
• Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
• I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
• Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
• You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
• The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton
• Nuke the whales
• We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
• I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.
• When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -- Mae West
• It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools.
• I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! -- Will Rogers
• I'm not cynical. Just experienced.
• I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
• I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
• It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.