en-us http://minddeposit.com/ http://www.minddeposit.com/annadis68/viewidea/380 Thoughts on Life little moments of destruction The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours. Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? Don't be so humble - you are not that great. -- Golda Meir Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer. When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. Work is the curse of the drinking class. I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving. There's nothing more restful than taking orders from fools. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. He who laughs last didn't get the joke. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost. Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints. I worship the ground that awaits you. I wish you were a beer. Love means telling you why you're sorry. Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible? The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them. The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton Nuke the whales We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God. I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -- Mae West It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! -- Will Rogers I'm not cynical. Just experienced. I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant. I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem. It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am. 2006-11-05 03:44:53 GMT http://www.minddeposit.com/annadis68/viewidea/380