Senator Robert Byrd talks so slow; you could think about and decide on the resolution of the issue during his speech.  He talks so slow you could almost go to the bathroom and get back before he completes a sentence.

 
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Iraq…

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Terrorism.”

I’m not exaggerating.

One time I thought that he had fallen asleep in mid sentence.

He’s a funny guy.  It seems like he’s always drunk, but I doubt that’s the case.