Pens....I spent 30 minutes in the 'writing utencil' section at Target today....I couldn't believe that it was so difficult to pick out a simple ink pen. There are SO many choices. There's black, blue, red, purple, green, matte, glitter, two colored, fine tip, bold tip, fancy casing, plastic outside, ball point, with a laser pointer, erasable...ect. ect. OMG! Took me forever. I went with the simple plastic, black, ballpoint. I mean, what the hey?... Your co-workers are going to steal it anyway!!